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thebootydiaries:

mystical-one:

who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music

ryan-sometimes:

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

vamprisms:

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

horridhyde:

lmaonade:

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

love-everyone:

citrus olive oil cake with a creamy ricotta and yoghurt topping, orange-grapefruit curd, pepitas and black pepper. a cake that is as bright and sweet as the promise of summer sunsets. soft, floral with bursts of flavour in each bite. link

pitbolshevik:

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we’re watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she’ll be like “that’s what he sounded like when he tried to kill me”

permamiss:

dat-soldier:

you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy

effemimaniac:

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions